and people say anime is shit.
DanRad is an international treasure.
I met this man in the real life and he was super kind and I think about that a lot.
Would you give us (me and my girlfriend) your blessing to marry if we go to one of your tour dates (we’re from Venezuela)?
My response: Don’t drag me into this. Marry if you’re ready. My father once had a ‘stunt’ wedding atop a train, and it did not result in a good marriage. He even had a bagpipe player there. It was a disaster.
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
|—||the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)|
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
It’s always a rush to write as Tyler Durden. To get into that Tyler mindset feels like taking steroids and having sex while driving a Porsche or some other daunting metaphor. Everyone should have an alter-ego they can while away time with.