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and people say anime is shit.

frauleinsallybowles:

morgan-leigh:

DanRad is an international treasure.

I met this man in the real life and he was super kind and I think about that a lot.

chuckpalahniuk:

Would you give us (me and my girlfriend) your blessing to marry if we go to one of your tour dates (we’re from Venezuela)? 

My response:  Don’t drag me into this.  Marry if you’re ready.  My father once had a ‘stunt’ wedding atop a train, and it did not result in a good marriage.  He even had a bagpipe player there.  It was a disaster.

"You’ve got a new horizon, it’s ephemeral style."

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

flaew:

fruitgod:

Glow x

more here

flaew:

fruitgod:

Glow x

more here

Of all your books, who is your favorite character to write as/or about?

chuckpalahniuk:

It’s always a rush to write as Tyler Durden.  To get into that Tyler mindset feels like taking steroids and having sex while driving a Porsche or some other daunting metaphor.  Everyone should have an alter-ego they can while away time with.